you’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in your head that you’re stressing about for absolutely no logical reason

(Source: hypnotiqradiance)

freecocaine:

fuckyeahgirlcrush:

I honestly believe that Johnny Depp and Winona Ryder will be reunited in heaven like that scene at the end of Titanic okay

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(Source: 3714miles)

*hears noises at night*:well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*:I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*:I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*:here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*:don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*:great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*:I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*:shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

Hi, I’m a 16(well 17 as of today) year old guy now. I live in New York State and I was introduced to tumblr by my girlfriend. I suppose this is enough for now, if anyone would like to know more just ask, it’s the little button at the top of the page “ask me stuff” =]. laters