Jan. 17, 2013 at 9:35pm with 141,690 notes
Reblogged from toriandnathan
you’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in your head that you’re stressing about for absolutely no logical reason
(Source: hypnotiqradiance)
Dec. 13, 2012 at 10:15am with 322 notes
Reblogged from freecocaine
I honestly believe that Johnny Depp and Winona Ryder will be reunited in heaven like that scene at the end of Titanic okay
Dec. 3, 2012 at 9:39am with 38,485 notes
Reblogged from freecocaine
(Source: 3714miles)
Nov. 16, 2012 at 1:58am with 468,913 notes
Reblogged from freecocaine
| *hears noises at night*: | well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life |
| *gets shampoo in my eyes*: | I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child |
| *heart is beating fast*: | I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is |
| *a cop walks by*: | here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone |
| *taking a test*: | don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing |
| *gets a sunburn*: | great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents |
| *tripping over something*: | I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me |
| *period is late*: | shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary |
Jul. 24, 2012 at 12:54am with 61,864 notes
Reblogged from freecocaine
(Source: couragethecowardly-blog)
Hi, I’m a 16(well 17 as of today) year old guy now. I live in New York State and I was introduced to tumblr by my girlfriend. I suppose this is enough for now, if anyone would like to know more just ask, it’s the little button at the top of the page “ask me stuff” =]. laters
